英语笑话大全 The Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger
A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her fourth grade class because she realizes Little Johnny's propensity for sexual innuendo. But Johnny remains attentive throughout the entire lecture. Finally, towards the end of the lesson, the teacher asks for examples of sex education from the class. One little boy raises his hand, "I saw a bird in her nest with some eggs." "Very good, William," said the teacher. "My mommy had a baby," said little Esther. "Oh, that's nice," replied the teacher. Finally, little Johnny raises his hand. With much fear and trepidation, the teacher calls on him. "I was watchin' TV yesterday, and I saw the Lone Ranger. He was surrounded by hundreds and hundreds of Indians. And they all attacked at one time. And he killed every one of them with his two guns." The teacher was relieved but puzzled, "And what does that have to do with sex education, Johnny?" It'll teach those Indians not to fuck with the Lone Ranger."
- Laws Of Unreliability
- How to keep a healthy level of insanity
- 10 Ways to Tell If Your Company is Going Under
- Top 10 Things Only Women Understand
- 25 Things You’ll Never Hear in The South
- Why E-mail is like a penis...
- You Know You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When...
- The Three Bears
- Lawyer Quickies
- Engineer in Hell
- The Work Virus
- Prison VS. Work Debate
- A School-report
- Phrase Translations
- 1999 Darwin Award Winners
- Bumper Stickers
- Where’s My Rolex???!!!!!
- missed school
- Going to the Bar?
- Only when he’s drunk!
- Paint the Porch
- Training Courses for Men
- The Perfect Husband.
- cost of tooth