英语笑话大全 Bill Clintons
Bill Clintons
Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two -- One to promise he'll do it better than anyone else and one to obscure the issues. A: None -- He'll only promise "change." A: He doesn't. He whines a while, says "I feel your pain", and gets congress to pass a billion dollar light security bill, and blames republicans and special interests for not making lightbulbs free
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Bill Clintons,英语笑话:Q:HowmanyBillClintonsdoesittaketochangealightbulb?A:Two--Onetopromisehe'lldoitbe...