英语笑话大全 You Might Be an E.R. Doctor if...
You Might Be an E.R. Doctor if...
Your favorite hallucinogen is exhaustion.
Discussing dismemberment over a gourmet
meal seems perfectly normal to you.
You think that caffeine should be available in IV form.
You get an almost irresistible urge to stand and wolf
your food even in the nicest restaurants.
You believe the waiting room should be equipped with a Valium fountain.
You say to yourself "great veins" when looking at complete strangers.
You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if
anyone says, "Boy it is quiet around here."
You have ever referred to someone's death as a
transfer to the "Eternal Care Unit".
You have ever had a patient say, "But I'm not pregnant,
I can't be pregnant. How can I be having a baby?"
You have ever had a patient look you straight in the eye and
say "I have no idea how that got stuck in there".
Your most common assessment question is "what
changed tonight to make it an emergency after
6 (hours, days, weeks, months, years)?"
- Paint the Porch
- Doctor, Quickies
- More Ponderables
- Men and their tools!
- h to o
- Ponderables?
- Green Side Up!
- Overworked
- how did shakespeare write master pieces?
- Mommy is going to eat your fingers
- Light Bulb Jokes
- Liver and Cheese
- say sorry
- thank goodness
- The Lying Sermon
- The Lone Ranger
- To scare them
- Bad News
- Phrase Translations
- 50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
- Bumper Stickers
- What would have been different if Bill Gates was a redneck...
- The Baby Quiz
- Your Dog is dead